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True Game Truths' Curated Game Curation, helping you navigate the digital minefield of hot garbage that is this tired industry in dire need of a crash.

Viimeisimmät arviot

$6.99

Suositeltu 10. syyskuuta

“There are (currently) four different games on Steam with 'Forklift Sim' in the title, but they're not all created equal. This is one of the better ones. Motherfuçking Forklifts, son.”

$5.99

Suositeltu 6. syyskuuta

“A cyberpunk-themed platformer with a lighthearted art style. Cut up fools and jump around, choom.”

Pelaa ilmaiseksi

Suositeltu 6. syyskuuta

“A DOS-themed-but-in-a-good-way puzzle game about using an Assembly-style programming system to get your automated system on. Promising and even free.”

$2.99

Suositeltu 20. maaliskuuta

“Surprisingly-wholesome Wii Play Tanks fangame with multiplayer, online co-op, and lots of content. But no LOCAL co-op, what? The Wii original had that. How's it missing here?”

$12.49

Suositeltu 22. helmikuuta

“Wait... so it's Typing of the Dead with online co-op? That's ridiculous in the best possible way. Glory to the Dreamcast. When its spirit lives on like this, it's still Thinking.”

$12.99

Suositeltu 19. helmikuuta

“Claims to be a minimalist city builder but it's more like a Satisfactorio automation/resource management sorta deal. Not a bad thing, though, but don't go in expecting SimCity 1 like I did.”

$59.99

Suositeltu 19. helmikuuta

“You get to play as an attractive lady with feminine properties and pale skin. The state of the industry is so sad that those features which should be staples are now standouts. Censored for the West?”

Pelaa ilmaiseksi

Suositeltu 19. tammikuuta

“Like Belloq said to Indy, 'THIS is history.' An important piece of gaming history, even if it's hard to appreciate it today.”

Suositeltu 27. joulukuuta 2024

“Ridiculous and creative, this sort of messed-up punch-food-monsters-and-eat-them-for-abilities-'em-up harkens back to stuff like Oddworld. Promising -- hope it delivers.”

-25%

$2.99

$2.24

Suositeltu 19. joulukuuta 2024

“Seems legitimately spooky, and major props for not being yet another meme streamerbait 'horror' game or asymmetrical multiplayer one.”

Erikoistarjouksia

-40%

$24.99

$14.99

Suositeltu 1. heinäkuuta 2022

“You beat the fuçk out of Shredder to a Wu Tang track and April is thicc as a motherfuçker. Shame about the bullshït-äss pixelshït look, though.”

-85%

$19.99

$2.99

Suositeltu 28. maaliskuuta 2020

“The only GTA clone with "Dogs" in its title remotely worth a damn. Arkham Asylum martial arts, Vin Diesel Wheelman car combat/stunt 'jacking, engaging undercover-cop story, good characters, pork buns.”

-65%

$24.99

$8.74

Suositeltu 12. toukokuuta 2021

“Extremely thankful this game has a great artstyle & soundtrack rather than crappy Genesis audio & an overdone pixelshït look. Blaze is absolutely fine as a motherfuçker. Price is way too high, though.”

-84%

$89.99

$14.39

Suositeltu 22. huhtikuuta 2019

“Finally does the brand justice after 4, 5, & the shïtty spinoffs. Fitthicc physicsing fightan waifus. Dreamcast logo tattoos! But can't copy Story characters to Versus for some reason; DLC is nasty.”

-25%

$2.99

$2.24

Suositeltu 19. joulukuuta 2024

“Seems legitimately spooky, and major props for not being yet another meme streamerbait 'horror' game or asymmetrical multiplayer one.”

-80%

$9.99

$1.99

Suositeltu 27. joulukuuta 2017

“It's totally not Burnout, you guys.”

-75%

$9.99

$2.49

Suositeltu 6. joulukuuta 2017

“Ridiculously over-the-top isometric brawler with oldschool ultraviolence. Basically the closest thing to the Fist of the motherfuçking North Star on Steam.”

-50%

$3.99

$1.99

Suositeltu 22. toukokuuta 2020

“He's older, wiser, smarter than you, with more bros, bïtches, and bank than you can believe. In every conceivable way, he's still better than you. Happy 40th Anniversary, Pac-Man.”

-60%

$19.99

$7.99

Suositeltu 17. elokuuta 2021

“It's like a 2D Kerbal Space Program and that's rad.”

-50%

$2.99

$1.49

Suositeltu 15. marraskuuta 2017

“"I want to get away; I want to fly away, yeah, yeah, yeah--" A fun, low-poly skill-based wingsuiting trip through procedurally-generated low-poly worlds. Very chill. Worth checking out.”

-90%

$9.99

$0.99

Suositeltu 3. helmikuuta 2018

“A dark sci-fi adventure game with robots. Find some clues, investigate, use everything in your inventory with everything else.”

-60%

$6.99

$2.79

Suositeltu 23. kesäkuuta 2018

“Physics-based insanity. Best experienced with friends. So manly that it might get you pregnant.”

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True Game Truths' Chosen Game Choices

Stuff we actually like, in spite of everything. Some are objectively good. Some are notoriously bad. But all have a special place in the holes where our hearts used to be.

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True Game Truths' Wifeable Game Waifus

Fine ässes. Thicc thighs. Fat animé tiddies. Sometimes it takes more than those (and a decent physics engine) to make a game any good. Here are some worthwhile waifu simulators with actual gameplay.