« I love this game so damn much. Pepe Approves. »

« I pissed of the people at purgatory so many damn times. Pepe Approves »

« I Am King Kong Mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Pepe Approves. »

« I Like Burning ♥♥♥♥. Pepe Approves. »

« I Keep Earning Way TOOOOOOOOO Much Money. Some Dumbass Decides to Bring a Bow and Arrow and Probably Shouts " LETS HAVE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOW AND ARROW WAR!!! " And They Shoot Me in the Eye. Pepe Approves. »

« Better Than the Actual Borderlands Games. Pepe Approves. »

« I Play Dead Until Everyone Kills Eachother. And If Someone is Still Alive I Get Up and Shoot Them. Pepe Approves. »

« I Have Almost Pissed/♥♥♥♥ My Pants 5 Times Now. Pepe Approves. »

« I Hit Everyone in Sight with Anything I Can Find Around Me. Pepe Approves. »

« I Became The Characters and Purposely Killed Them. I Have Probably Killed a Whole Nation of Little Army Men. Pepe Approves. »