boy do I love pressing w and melting ice yaaay

bottom fragging and accidently knifing your teammates all the way up to the top

pew pew, boom boom, That about sums it up.

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This game is almost as bad as the fettuccine alfredo noodle sauce my mother makes me.

I was so "scared" I shat out my ravioli, and pizza pie, with a little bit of lasagna too.

We hear at Fazoli's are terrible snipers, alas sniping against f2p eight year olds makes this game incredibly challenging.

It's the worst 2D platformer I've ever had the misfortune of overloading my harddrive with, involving cartoon characters, leveling systems, and unrealistic food. The food tastes like ♥♥♥♥, trust me.