The legendary novelization that started it all finally finds itself on Steam. While being a mostly-accurate depiction of the Bible, this version leaves out a few key details like Jesus' mane and yiff.

You get called ♥♥♥♥♥♥ alot, why can they not just accept our lord's words.

Neither includes furries nor jesus, and it looks worse then before.

Neither includes furries nor jesus.

we've all heard the story of the 3 wise men, now live the story of the 3 wise furries.

Relive the incredible true story of our lord and savior himself.

He must be saved so that he may save us.

This game embodies the entirety of why I became a furry, could you imagine being trapped on a ship with 2 of every animal. Pure Bliss.

Only Jesus can save the furries