But this isn't Bloodborne.

Recommended GPU: GTX 1080ti My PC :( "It was Beauty killed the Beast."

Ah, back to the Battlefield where you can customize the guns down to ♥♥♥ stains, which got there when your character was banging their government issued bang drone. Yes, BF 3 is here. #BF4GonnaBeLit

Are you really looking at this game? This game? An MMORPG? If your life is really that bad you know you can just kill yourself. Just saying. #GenreForTrueSigmaGamers

"Oooh. Oh. Oh. OH.!Oooooooooooooooooooh, Elden Ring." *Sighs* *Leans over and caresses Dark Souls cut assets.* Miyazaki: "Thought I was gonna switch it up. Nope, ole reliable always works."

Uninspired edgy people would make a 9/11 joke, but I prefer to think about the members of lynyrd skynyrd who died and are stuck in purgatory having to listen to free bird on repeat. #YouGotThatRight

If an MMORPG didn't need an internet connection. (But still kind of does) #OffToKill10WolvesInThatField#1/10WolvesKilled#2/10WolvesKilled#5/10WolvesKilled...

"Seriously, there bringing back Serious Sam. It must be seriously serious." -Sirius Black, Harry Potter and the Seriously Serious Cereal

Wow, they made Interview with a Vampire into a video game. Don't believe me. Go look at a picture of Brad Pitt in the movie and the protagonist in the game. God I hate that movie!

"My king why are you bringing all that oil?" *Smirks* "It's called the Holy land for a reason baby." "My liege, don't you remember what happened last time?" "Salt shmalt! Besides she was ♥♥♥♥♥ anyway"