Jayne (interrupting the "safe words" that make River fall asleep): "Well don't say it!!!" Wash: "It only works on her, Jayne." Jayne: "Oh. Well, now I know that."

Phases of a Project: (1) Exultation. (2) Disenchantment. (3) Confusion. (4) Search for the Guilty. (5) Punishment for the Innocent. (6) Distinction for the Uninvolved.

Mal: "I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job." Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar."

Priority Alert: Nova Prospekt exogen breach. Perimeter communication status zero. Internal stabilization teams deploy sterilizers in suspected infection blocks A5, A7, B2.

Another day, another dollar. -- Vincent J. Fuller, defense lawyer for John Hinckley, upon Hinckley's acquittal for shooting President Ronald Reagan.

If a person is FAMOUS in this country, they have to go on the ROAD for MONTHS at a time and have their name misspelled on the SIDE of a GREYHOUND SCENICRUISER!!

Mencken and Nathan's Ninth Law of The Average American: The quality of a champagne is judged by the amount of noise the cork makes when it is popped.

In Ghat they believe in vampire watermelons, although folklore is silent about *what* they believe about vampire watermelons. Possibly they suck back. (Carpe Jugulum)

<posix> this guy _is_ crazy <stargazer> posix: from the looks of Enlightenment he's on LSD <posix> LSD is nothing compared to what this guy's on.. -- Seen on #Unix

I WILL NOT SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM I WILL NOT SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM I WILL NOT SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM I WILL NOT SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF03