Best civ. Graphics still on point. Great mods. Fun gameplay. I've jerked this game off since I was a child and I keep coming back for another round. Uber pogchamp

Just buy Civ 5. Better game at a fraction of the cost

Soundtrack gets my penis more erect than when I'm watching Vina Sky. Fun game to get mad at, leave for a couple months, come back and somehow just be better. ♥♥♥♥ that Pantheon Zote fight tho.

Although the name is suggestive, as a saber can be thought of as a penis and beating said saber is another way of saying that you were masturbating, this game is very pogchamp.

Those balloons dumb as hell. Waste days grinding out all the upgrades and then go ballistic on some rubber, or waste your money like a loser and get them all right now.

MONKEY