« Best civ. Graphics still on point. Great mods. Fun gameplay. I've jerked this game off since I was a child and I keep coming back for another round. Uber pogchamp »

« Soundtrack gets my penis more erect than when I'm watching Vina Sky. Fun game to get mad at, leave for a couple months, come back and somehow just be better. ♥♥♥♥ that Pantheon Zote fight tho. »

« Although the name is suggestive, as a saber can be thought of as a penis and beating said saber is another way of saying that you were masturbating, this game is very pogchamp. »

« Those balloons dumb as hell. Waste days grinding out all the upgrades and then go ballistic on some rubber, or waste your money like a loser and get them all right now. »

« MONKEY »