“Lynch's worst nightmare.”

“"Reznov's mom have destroyed the world"”

“Reznov's Ultimate Fetish...Birds”

“I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK”

“would be fun... if I had friends”

“Reznov flies out on a buisnisstrip, with his baby boy Kingdom. The plane crashes and a native american steals Kingdom. Reznov tries to find Kingdom but ultimately fails. 11/10 - accurate”

“The Freedom empire conqured america in the first century and advanced to the nuclear age in 100 years whilst the swedish empire was still trying to get some of that sweet oil. 100% accurate”

“Ma nishma 3: How to train your synagogue”