“$3 of jokes for the low, low price of $2. At this price, a little goes a long way.”

“Competitive platforming madness. Multiplayer only, so requires multiple controllers and an accessible screen, but if you've got the hardware it's addictive and hilarious.”

“The definitive version of a great game. The original's few flaws are mitigated, and the new content is excellent. Classic RPG bliss.”

“Mind-bending first-person puzzles. Everything you want from a lateral-thinking puzzler.”

“Short, powerful, brilliant. One of the best narrative/art games on the market. My highest recommendation.”

“The definitive version of a classic RPG. If you're not already in the market for a fiddly D&D-based RPG it won't convince you, but if that's your thing, this is the perfect evolution of that idea.”

“Simply the finest in goat simulation. Has all the features you would want from a goat simulator. 10 out of 10 goats. Highly recommended. Not even joking.”

“Everyone likes to burn things! A fun little puzzle game evolves into an emotional tale of loneliness and consumerism. Highly recommended.”