all the gun puns, fit neatly into the style of this game, like a nice fun gun pun burger bun...

My only problem with this game is that you cannot overthrow belarussian goverment using only screwdriver and jar of mayonaise.

This game brought back traumatic memories of being sexually abused by my father. I remeber when he would get me too spread my ass cheeks for him and he would penertrate me, my fathers name? Smashmouth

It's so Metal, SOOOOOOO MEEEETAL, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEETALLLL. My face melted off...

Why does this game exsist? I mean it's a genuine question, why? It's cute and all but why?

My computer can't run this game.

My computer can't run this game...

Politically biassed, yet fun. I enjoy surviving over 17 assination attempts.

a lot less boring...

less boring...