Ever seen the little drawings in medieval books? You can be in one now, and solve some mysteries in ancient bavaria. run around, talk to people, run around some more, and have luicd dreams.buttaproved

Be TERROR BILLY and shoot Nazis in an alternative history universum. I have seen movies worse than that, so: buttapproved

Build a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ raft out of swimming debris. have a shark eat parts of that raft. rebuild. repeat. get less ♥♥♥♥♥♥ components, build less ♥♥♥♥♥♥ raft, have a shark eat parts of that raft... buttaproved

Cat Powerangers in a Turn Based RPG is something i never thought i get to Play, i think the Store Page had 1 Thing right, the Soundtrack is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Great. Buttapproved.

Haul ♥♥♥♥ on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ roads to even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ locations, in even more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Vehicles. Get money. Buy better vehicles. Easy now. Change to next map, everything ♥♥♥♥♥♥ again. Rinse repeat. Buttaproved

TRY FINGER BUT HOLE. If you find this funny, congrats, you are probably 12. Like a lot of Elden Ring Players. Kill everything, git gud. Its like Dark Souls but not that hard. Most of the time. DOG!

Start to drill. Find some oil. Buy horses. Repeat. Buttaproved.

IF your brain does that chemical thing, when it sees numbers go up, this game is for you! Now go and chop that tree. and that one. and that one. and that one.... you get the idea.

It has been dumbed down so much, even you can enjoy now! Go for knockout mode, its quick and dirty! Almost as exciting as watching paint dry, but faster! 10/10 would RNG again.

Wanna go and kill boars? FOR ODIN? Wanna go and drown in 30 seconds? FOR ODIN? Wanna experience server lags bigger than your moms undies? FOR ODIN? Go play Valheim like literally everybody now.