I was sexually violated by trains when I was a young child. They did not think about MY sensitivities.

Kind of like law school.

WE GATHER THE SUPER SECRET MINION GEMS TO CREATE SUPER MINION STEVE AND SAVE THE MINION WORLD FROM MINION DESTRUCTION

SMITE is for boosted bonobos.

Tunnel Snakes Rule! Tunnel Snakes Rule! Tunnel Snakes Rule! Tunnel Snakes Rule! Tunnel Snakes Rule! Tunnel Snakes Rule! Tunnel Snakes Rule!

We are on our adventure to revive our minion friends and save them from the scary minion gun motorcycle.

10/10 This is me when I'm driving!!!!!XDXDXDXD

Amazing graphics, responsive controls.

9/11 It was ok

By far the best Assassin's Creed game, there are like, 0 bugs.