« everyone is gosh darn naked! Don't get this one unless you reaaaaaallllly like naked guys!! Makes the game too bad to enjoy smh DO NOT RECOMMEND »

« This game doesnt even work yet (11/7/2018)!! Hopefully they fix it real soon but rite now its actually really bad! »

« Protecting the rice is very hard. Don't even bother. »

« Can't be played exclusively with a Microsoft TrackBall Optical mouse. »

« Exile this one straight into the garbage bin, doesn't even let you change your ass size. »

« Just look at a map of France, then imagine sinking into the ground wherever you step. »

« Game is fun, but there's this weird bug that happens 100% of the time where the game abruptly cuts to the end halfway through. »

« Just pay almost $40 CAD to join a wonky tonky alpha, I'm sure it'll only last a few more years. »

« Third time's the charm, means this one isn't. »