Sheriff = Furry --- Kill him to make Hank "Genocide them all" Wimbleton a happy man.

Both me and the developers agree on something. That you shouldn't buy this game.

Who wouldn't want to play as the supreme captain of "please be patient, I have......" well you know the rest.

Lance did absolutely nothing wrong.

WE'RE GOING TO MECH AMERICA GREAT AGAIN BOYS.

It's only fun if you're using it while snorting JFK's crack rocks. Fortunately, I am.

There once was a man from Nantucket. Who's ♥♥♥♥ was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a ♥♥♥♥ I would ♥♥♥♥ it.

A leap in vidya storytelling so revolutionary that we had to remove 90% of the gameplay. Enjoy your half rate visualnovel/walking simulator you stupid pleb, look at all these """""""""awards"""""""""

3DPD have been eternally BTFO!

An early-access, unoptimized, block based, open world, survival, pixel graphics, craft em up, based on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ IP, with dinosaurs that look like they have down syndrome. Its totally unique.