Papi's Official Review: Honestly ♥♥♥♥ this game. Don't buy it for me when it's $0.50. Don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talk about it. It is so poorly made that it might as well be made by a preschooler. Or AppleSockMan.

Papi's Official Review: Do you like Left4Dead? Do you hate rats? Do you love Warhammer?! If so you should get this game, if not still get it. Slashing through hordes with a broadsword in incredible.

Papi's Official Review: Looks great, sounds great, plays great. The story is very good, plus there's and ending where you get to bang the hot chick that lives in the temple. Tits for days my dude.

Papi's Official Review: This game is about putting your penis, into other penis's buttholes. That's all there is too it. It's actually pretty well made. 11/10 for giving me a chub.

Papa's Official Review, this game is more dead than JFK, only get it if its on sale for like a dollar and u have friends

Papa's Official Review, fun for a couple of hours, after that i tried not moving irl, sadly i didnt die

Daddy's official review: The twists in the story make it crazy to believe the detail they put into it. The gameplay and visuals are great.

Papa's Official Review, not gonna lie this game made me cry, ♥♥♥ and orgasm within the same hour, im actually not joking. dont get unless u have friends

Daddy's offical review: I paid $8 but i would pay a million because of how beatiful everything in this game is. The visuals to the music to the story.

Papa's Official Review, This game made me more stressed out than my parents divorce, pretty good game tho if ur computer can run it