Stuck in a prison poor little mouse, Must escape & save his spouse, Creep quietly now brave little one, For we don't want the rats to have their fun,

Great wonders of life beneath the sea, Take it all in and just be free, All sorts of beauty to be found down here, From your eyes may come a tear,

Dog chases birds & bounces on cats, Steals girls panties then leaves through acrobats,

I'm a lumberjack & i'm ok, When I cut virtual wood best get out da way, I'm a lumberjack I P'own dese trees, With axe in hand i'm da bee's knee's,

Just an experiment stuck in a trap, Walk through a door & explode from a zap, There is nothing here that's fair, Look out in each room & please beware,

Gruesome orcs across the land, Hold out your arm they'd take off your hand, But one hero stands against them all, From his blade they all will fall,