Its Lit

Like wasting your money on pointless cosmetic items? You can blow upwards of $300 bucks on this game (like myself) and still have the worst skins ever.

Bought this Jon when it was on sale for a dollar. That's definitely all it's worth. Replay the same stage and die repeatedly for endless fun! ayy/lmao

THIS JOHN FAST AS ♥♥♥♥. TEST YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ REFLEXES IN THE MOST INSANE WAY POSSIBLE. CLICK BOTH SIDES OF THAT GAMER MOUSE YOU GOT AND GET BANGING!

Bored of Skyrim and want some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ textured 1950's graphics? Morrowind is the game for you! Relieve all your favorite Skyrim memories in 8-bit! nah/10

Spiciest 9/11 simulator evermade. Requires more multiplayer. 9.11/Bush

Shaka Zulu strongest warrior. Crush you with Impi spearmen. Eat camel ♥♥♥♥, stay warm. Shaka Zulu big man, fierce warrior. Shaka Zulu crush you. ♥♥♥/10

Welcome Tenno. Prepare to get ass-raped by wave after wave of spicy memes. Repetative af and buy to win. This some bad john. Allah hu akbar/10

Dank space and lel multiplayer. 8/10 would john again.

This game has me ragefacing all the time. Everytime I get John'd by dat boi I feelsbadman and end up foreveralone. 420/10