See the security at {Insert Middle-Eastern airport} Airport! Fly the planes! Crash the planes! Run around like the Bush administration! Make 9/11 jokes!

Actually a good game. Not ya standard RPG maker game, a clever, strategic game about murdering your sister for a house, brutally if that's whatcha want.

Just play.

ACTUAL REVIEW! THIS GAME IS ACTUALLY WELL WORTH IT! If it's on sale, even better. Cheaply made but scary asf 6 journal pages/10

Just play it. 10 settlements that need saving/10

Taco. 10/10 (WTF why does the protagonist always refuse the boobs)

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HELL, FINGERS OFF THE KEYBOARD WHEN YOU'RE KNOCKED OUT! 7 people around a keyboard/10

Tyrone plays this. It's okay. 1939/10

Boobs. Basically a free version of HuniePop Sim so yeah Boobs. Breasts. Ethan's fantasies. All for free. 25 pairs of shoes/10

Cross Finlay with a Monty Python sketch. You get this beautiful masterpiece. 8 parrots/10