Impossible to fap to, but it sure made my bulimia much easier. God help us all. Fap-O-Meter Rating: 0,(yourpenislengthhere)ml

Good story and gameplay, but in a fapping perspective only thing this game has to offer is 4.5h of stroking with no success. Fap-O-Meter Rating: 0.001ml

I thought it would give my boner wings like Redbull, but hell, it fell down like Angels with Axe. Fap-O-Meter Rating: 32,07ml

Better plot than any Brazzers' video. Fap-O-Meter Rating: 74ml (Pro tip: Fap in a pool for greater experiance!)

Downloading this game from piratebay is more sinful, than fapping for the content that this game has to offer. Fap-O-Meter Rating: 1.02ml

Just three words: Pay To Fap. Fap-O-Meter Rating: 0.06ml

You can play with only one hand, so obviously I ran out of tissues in middle of a match so I used my sister's hamster instead. Fap-O-Meter Rating: 55ml

They call me PistonWrist, because when I fap my hand is sticky and goes up and down. Sakura Beach, more like Sakura Bleach. Fap-O-Meter Rating: 44,2ml

Good fap if you like midgets and Santa! This review is short because pedophilia is illegal to encourage. Fap-O-Meter rating: 36,1ml

This game is not fappable as you have to be clicking all the time, which is good because I don't want to waste all my paper. Fap-O-Meter Rating: 11,5ml