HOLY SOCK PUPPET IN A SAUSAGE FACTORY YOU CAN SERVE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PIZZA TO PRISONERS NAMED IVAN FFS I'LL CHAIN YOU TO MY WALL WITH ASSES IF YOU DON'T BUY THIS

THIS STORY IS ABOUT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CAR THAT GOES TO THE MOON CUZ HIS DOG SENT HIM TO THE MOON AND THEN HE HAS TO BUY A ROCKET FROM ICE CREAM ALIENS FKN10/10

NO PIZZA , I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE HELP

YUO SEE IVAN, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN VALVE GETS TOO DRUNK. MY SASCHA LOVES ME THO, AND SANDVITCHES ARE NICE HUAHAUAHA

NO PIZZA, NO GUNS. YOU NEED TO BE DRUNK TO PLAY BUT OH BOI IT IS FUN WHEN YOU ARE!

NO PIZZA, DAM BOI HOW DO I WIN

DUUUUUUUUDE IT CONTAINS LIKE PINEAPPLE IN THE PIZZA HOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ IN A POGOSTICK ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OUT CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER'S AMAZING FILM MELKER FILM!!

NO PIZZA, IVAN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! JOEL, CAN YOU PLEASE SHOOT HIM? I WILL RUSH B WITH BOMB! ALAN SNACKBAR CYKA BLYAT PORUSKAS

PIZZA I GUESS..... FRIENDLY IN CHERNO WAAH HE SHOT ME

NO PIZZA BUT MINIGUN DINOS WHY IVAN