Game reviews infused with the insights and mild melancholy of a Chicken that's been on a Raft for five years.


Not Recommended March 21, 2017
"Rafts are not stupid."
Recommended March 11, 2015
"I'm scratching at my wattles for a review, now."
Recommended March 11, 2015
"Still a better space agency than the UK."
Recommended March 11, 2015
"There's a wolf among us?!"
Recommended March 11, 2015
"I hope that's tiger bread."
Recommended March 11, 2015
"Zach Braffs finest piece of work, to date."
Recommended March 11, 2015
"There's always one in the family."
Recommended March 11, 2015
"I've yet to see this "money shot"? Do I need to get closer with my face?"
Recommended March 11, 2015
"Egg isn't necessary in a cream pie."
Recommended March 11, 2015
"Why would you hard boil a chicken? What sort of madness is this? Hath thou no chickenanity?"
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