The real Diablo III. Nuff said.

Phil Fish is a human piece of poop, but he did have other people make an incredible game.

Incredible graphics, incredible controls, pretty good story. No more sexing cards though, so the game is 2/10 at best.

Collect sexing cards, drink potions, and cut ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. Hard to control and graphics are pretty dated, but an incredibly story.

Best kart racer of all time, Mario Kart eats a bundle of ♥♥♥♥♥ compared to this. If you ain't goin' fast, you're losing to Danica Patrick, don't do that

Gotta go fast, son. While it is a "Press X to go fast" Sonic game, it is still incredibly fun. A non-♥♥♥♥ Sonic game, who'da thunk.

Pretty good platformer with amazing music. You can grab the OST for PWYW (even $0) here: http://virt.bandcamp.com/

No controller support, but it's an incredible RPG game that Molyneux overhyped to all ♥♥♥♥.

Son, can you even handle this kawaii ass ♥♥♥♥? It has online play so you can hate your internet friends when they go poppo all over your ass.

Not exactly as SPPOKY SCURVEY as it tries to make itself seem, but the gameplay is top notch. Very few FPSes play as good as this game from 2004.