"The secession of Chinese Taipei is an Avengers-level threat"

"It's like persona but instead of dating minors you avenge hags"

"Me when my friends (federal gang stalkers) play MvM with random teammates (the Antichrist) to obtain cool items (Valve brand NFTs) by paying $4 (wise investment) from midnight to 3am (prime hours)."

"They call me Mr. Hands out here"

"Guys my friend played for 1 hour then stopped because he said it was too much like Warframe. What's the easiest murder method to get away with?"

"I DO NOT MASTURBATE TO LOVEANDER, STOP SAYING THAT. NO, THE 9 KATRESSES AND 4 WIXENS SLAVES ARE NECESSARY."

"You haven't lived until you died getting screamed at by your Pakistani roommate because I was reading a cool book in a car during a swarm (♥♥♥♥ off it was a good read)."

"Explore deep inside miners without being on a list, unless that list is people who are cool and good. Also probably not allowed within a mile of a school."

"Isaac fans when their wives discover new interactions with other men (on my tainted playthrough irl frfr)"

"Don't build hotel horse ♥♥♥♥ in a multiplayer world Worst mistake of my life!"