“The secession of Chinese Taipei is an Avengers-level threat”

“It's like persona but instead of dating minors you avenge hags”

“Looks cool, can't wait to see how 200 more DLCs and ♥♥♥♥ in-game economy will ♥♥♥♥ this one up.”

“Guys my friend played for 1 hour then stopped because he said it was too much like Warframe. What's the easiest murder method to get away with?”

“Me when my friends (federal gang stalkers) play MvM with random teammates (the Antichrist) to obtain cool items (Valve brand NFTs) by paying $4 (wise investment) from midnight to 3am (prime hours).”

“I DO NOT MASTURBATE TO LOVEANDER, STOP SAYING THAT. NO, THE 9 KATRESSES AND 4 WIXENS SLAVES ARE NECESSARY.”

“UUUUUUUUOOOOGGHHHH MINORS!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 IM GUNA CUMMMMMMM!!!!!”

“You haven't lived until you died getting screamed at by your Pakistani roommate because I was reading a cool book in a car during a swarm (♥♥♥♥ off it was a good read).”

“GUYS I SWEAR ISAAC FOUR SOULS IS FUN PLEASE I BEG OF YOU PLEASE PLAY WITH ME AGAIN CARTER AND DEVON I AM LONELY I NEED TO PLAY THIS GAME.”

“Don't build hotel horse ♥♥♥♥ in a multiplayer world Worst mistake of my life!”