petryvir likes this game but hates every other indie game what a terrible hipster

drug dealing cats on the streets

this game helped me pass my pre-algebra test

this dang octopus is a better dad than mine

papa is that you

i can finally have operations that are easily retold when i lie about my military service to get laid

we're gonna build a wall and the advent are gonna pay for it

i have many regrets in my life and pretending to be a bear for 10+ hours a day is the only way to outrun the thoughts of suicide that haunt me

lets split the game in half so we can double the profits. thats how this works right?

the only game where u play as a black character and win sgud