Nothing can heal the wound in my heart caused by such a rotten experience. Watching the NHS fall to ruin in simulation form was too much to handle. Only Corbyn can save us. 🚩🌹🚩🌹🚩🌹🚩🌹🚩🌹🚩🌹

I feel sick, the game is horribly bright and an assualt on the eyes. AVOID, SAVE YOURSELF, WHERES THE COUCH IM BLIND AND LOST

A breathtaking DMG. Probably one of the best ones I have played period. The dev streams are engaging and the gameplay is phenomenal. Bugs are non-existant thanks to a certain team member too.

I dunno, that's up to you. You're writing the review - you gotta...

As much as the gunplay is purely diabolical, the mammary glands that can be found on the inside of random shacks in the levels are a feature we welcome to the game with open arms!

All the fun of Trackmania with none of the quality

This game doesn't capture the struggles of Bobs crash landing at all, I would have expected more of an emotional experience with heartfelt scenes but instead was lumped with a clunky platformer. Awful

Nothing quite makes a Sunday morning like scrubbing some virtual floors while you live in a hovel. Really gives that sense of achivement

Do you hate driving! Then this is the game for you, driving in this game has no link to reality. You will fly through the track with gay abandon.

A true bonding experience. Fellow casters have grown together fighting the blight of security guards. You too can rid the world of this menace. It is an experience like no other!