You can't rip off idiot soccer moms by charging them for wiper juice or headlight fluid.

It's ♥♥♥♥.

Do you like Batman for his face paced action!? Well this isn't good for that.

This game is ♥♥♥♥. I tried to gamble my girlfriend away but she's still here.

This game is ♥♥♥♥. There's money in stead of blood in the multiplayer.

This game is ♥♥♥♥ Meier's masterpiece. Also don't trust Ghandi EVER.

This game is ♥♥♥♥. Even a blind baby could get a kill.

Because it's ♥♥♥♥! It's the perfect game to find in your toilet!