Yeah haha okay VERY "original" despite there being a 2 right there?? Nice trying to fool me using romanic numerals dumbass

why can I review this game i don't get it

misleading title considering I am still so unfortunately alive

be sure to drink your cyanide

are these girls delicious? I am not at liberty to say

I am legally required to tell you that todd howard is not standing behind me as I write this

unfortunate lack of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your biological sister remedied by a fortunate excess of pounding catgirls until they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scream

The strategically placed "7" is a futile attempt to distract you from the fact that "Tekken" is not actually a "word"

once again the conceit of the Polynesian oligarchy produces a flop of a game intended to wow consumers with whimsical visuals, but in shocking twist created a game that I did not actually purchase.

if i wanted to do some first person punching i could just go to subway and save my money