“walk through the jungle with my mates burning down villages and killing children. It aint me starts playing. Today was a good day”

“Pack your bags and head out on the comfiest adventure ever.”

“Sorry sir, your passport says your name is written with o not u. Why don´t say goodbye to your family and join these nice men with guns. ”

“I often look up at the stars and ask myself, why? I have not gotten my answer yet. But on the bright side It seems like the asteroid is getting closer.”