This is the best thing next to uncooked chicken in your bedroom. Imagine running back and forth, on fire, trying to tie knots in peoples shoelaces. THIS is what the game is about.

What an excellent soundtrack. I believe this should be in everyone's library. 10/10 KrabbyPatties

Remember the days where the Nazis stormed your home looking for you? Yes you, a Jewish boy frightened by the outside. This game will bring those memories back in the most wholeseome, blatant way.

What a game. Absolutely took me from behind and opened my rectum. It allowed me to actually connect with ♥♥♥♥♥ H Christ. The end

I love to have my bubble pop, oh wait actually it was a cherry.. I love anime and this game was perfect for getting into my Japanese culture. Some xxx but who cares? I'd rate it 8/13 Fruitloops

This is a large scale project, of Darwinism. Do you know what that means? Absolutely nothing. 2/5

Most exciting and intense game I have ever played. If you love to fish then you will LOVE this game. Like "L-O-V-E, someone help me. it's not healthy". I would rate this a 8/10 fruitloops.

1 Word sums this game nicely: Spacebar As it happened to us, we could not pass level 2 / 13! This game would remove all fear of failing, as you fail every time! Oh, spacebar is the shoot key :)

Reminds you of bastion in overwatch. Super cancerioli

Ravioli Ravioli, Fetch me it againoli. Easily the best doggo simulator out there.