« This is the best thing next to uncooked chicken in your bedroom. Imagine running back and forth, on fire, trying to tie knots in peoples shoelaces. THIS is what the game is about. »

« Remember the days where the Nazis stormed your home looking for you? Yes you, a Jewish boy frightened by the outside. This game will bring those memories back in the most wholeseome, blatant way. »

« What a game. Absolutely took me from behind and opened my rectum. It allowed me to actually connect with Jesus H Christ. The end »

« This is a large scale project, of Darwinism. Do you know what that means? Absolutely nothing. 2/5 »

« Most exciting and intense game I have ever played. If you love to fish then you will LOVE this game. Like "L-O-V-E, someone help me. it's not healthy". I would rate this a 8/10 fruitloops. »

« 1 Word sums this game nicely: Spacebar As it happened to us, we could not pass level 2 / 13! This game would remove all fear of failing, as you fail every time! Oh, spacebar is the shoot key :) »

« This game is why Bin Laden took down the towers. If I could describe it in one word, it would be, real nice. If you can help me get it out of my steam library, please call me at 1-800-TI-CARES »

« Reminds me of the days I was in jail. Only thing that isn't realistic is the implementation of the wanna be girls that try to seduce you. 8/10 »