« This game is too spooky, and I don't like it. I still give a 10/10. cause I like pewdiepie. »

« I played this game with some very nice people, they keep saying clem. All I could think of, was the orange, and I don't like oranges, I like red. »

« I'm a simple man, I saw girls, I saw boobs. And when I saw both, holy moley. Just kidding, and remember, I'm lonely. »

« I'm European, which means I can say this is a great game. I played it for 56 hours straight. Trust me when I say this, its good. My life is dedicated :) »

« I'm a global, you can trust me, I said so. It's the internet, and I like obama, which means I'm cool. Friend me, I'm lonely. It has guns, trust. »

« Literally the hardest first person shooter known to man, I'd rather play minecraft blind. Just kidding, I hate smite. »

« I like League of Legends »

« One of the best games I have ever played, no really, it is amazing. I'm glad I spent all of this money, to play a walking simulator. »

« I've never clicked a woman so much in my life, no sexism, I'm not racist. I do enjoy this game however, it reminds me of my prime, I'm lonely :( »