Fat old white guy gets drunk, fails at everything, then shaves his head and kills brown people. The most realistic simulation of a Trump voter's psyche ever seen. 10/10

A very touching experience.

Strange... Everyone calls my room the Soda Dungeon. I think one of my friends must have made this game.

My uncle and me played Genital Jousting when I was a kid. I thought it was fun, but I learned later in life that he was actually molesting me. Extremely offensive title.

I got exiled to my room for week after my mom caught me playing this.

Stand around waiting for your mouth beam to charge for a few days. Die &/or Live. Repeat. You can also shout at each other before hand.

Only thing I found was a bad time.

Two anime geeks go around town collecting ♥♥♥♥ rings and beating off giant space phallics eventually adopt some ugly kids and battle them gauntlet style

Daddy and I would play a similar game when I'd ask when Mommy was coming home.

In all the materialism of the holidays, we often forget the true meaning of the day - big ol' anime boobies.