Competitive Tetris, but the blocks fall apart just as fast as your friendships do when you play this game. Features cutesy music occasionally interrupted by a midget with a wand screaming "OH ♥♥♥♥!"

Muck

Ever wanted to enslave an entire race? Ever wanted to make Militaristic Nationalism and Space Racism the core ideals of your empire? Make the galaxy great again. Play Stellaris.

I have more games on my phone with better gameplay and graphics than MASS. That list includes PUBG, COD, Temple Run, Stick Fight Online: Multiplayer Stickman Battle, and Scrabble.

This is the pinnacle of human capability. The creation of this game, nay, this paragon of creativity and knowledge, has caused God to fear us. Utter perfection.

Floppy ♥♥♥♥ physics is the only reason I play this game.

Snort a box of Nerds, replace your blood with black tar heroin, and chug 2 liters of C4. Then grab a gun and let Jesus take the wheel.

Grape, but the G is silent. The story of hillybillies searching through the woods attempting to find their cousin wife that is extremely hangry. grab your guns and try no to get molested

The only game where you can pit not one, not five, but shiploads of autistic Jack Sparrows against each other.