This game perfectly combines the nostalgia of Rome and the gritty realism from both Shoguns. But Simon, the complete moron that he is, doesn't have it.

Simon named a character after himself, the one obsessed with corpses. Insane dungeon crawler, literally crawling through gas your squad go insane, HELP!

Lots of strange characters, some OP, some not...Simon enjoys playing the ladies (we know how you feel inside, we really do. None of us have been there).

O updates, where have you gone, we miss you. Anyway, think a free, low-budget Elite: Dangerous! Fly though space stations. I always fly through Simon's.

I don't have any, but I like guns. Take them apart and put them together again, much like I do with Simon's ego. Got to go, I need to tidy my room...

Are YOU ready for lag and chaotic gameplay? Am I selling this game? Because I think of myself as a bit of a game pimp. I mean, it worked with Simon.

Apparently, this game is pay to win, but I got first on my team on my first game. And be thankful it's free, because SImon isn't. He really isn't.

This game is a hilarious game to play with friends and is a blast, the weapons are amazing! So, if you want to blow Simon's wriggly worm get WCW today!

I don't know why I'm reviewing this. If you haven't played it, but have Steam, something has gone wrong. Take Simon's (for once, good) advice, and play!

Help! This game is so skillful and fun but the angry Russian players won't stop shouting at me for dying. Simon pls save me im bus.