you get to beat the dude who ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your daughter

this game is about dreams

join kiryu and his boy band to solve another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ conspiracy to take over kamurocho, but this time its the cops or something

haunted by the horrors of serving in the vietnam war, you take a katana and a copious amount of drugs to solve your ptsd by slicing up people to the beat of cool and epic music

top ten games to play while hiding in your attic

the skullgirls launch party will never stop. even after the sun explodes in a supernova it'll still keep on going somehow

I died like five times in the tutorial

go up to enemy, grab him, press grab button again, swing enemy around and knock down everyone around you, win the game

the second you unlock the tiger drop, the game plays itself

tactics are well and good, but i prefer sending in crews of guys with light machine guns to handle everything from taking down terrorists to rescuing hostages