Green Hell is essentially a game with a someone who refuses to admit that my name is Green. Its a living hell as they never ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ understand no matter what option you have and try to teach them.

No thank you.

I did what the game told me and it never ran. What kind of a game are they trying to sell?

I kept on talking but someone told me to shut up. Seconds later, the bomb exploded.

SPOILER: The dungeon ends. Don't believe their crap and spend money on their lies.

How can a kiddo starve if he eats ice cream for breakfast?

The sky belongs to the hearts with wings. Stay out of their sanctuary, scrubs.

I'm pretty sure Napoleon died, but games never lie!

It torched a light in my fragile heart. Now I'm suffering from heart burn.

Why is there another quest? I thought I finished this already...