Because you can tell me if it is fun. It does not work on my computer.

Because it's like a computer in your computer.

Because more of Pharoh is good.

Because it is fun to be Pharoh.

Because your mother is a goat.

Because this is what I got my major in.

Because I am in love with a pigeon and our love is pure.

Because it is like OITNB sometimes.

Because it is fun to drive around and fight people.

Because it is Total War with WARHAMMER elements.