Oh my God, I love this game for everything it's worth, including the glitches, the dying immediately and hating myself, and the one-tap Kar98k shots. Best early access game yet, 10/10.

Why did the headcrab cross the road? Because Gordon put a friggin' laser beam up to it's head and asked it if it was feelin' lucky.

So you cast *Fireball* and accidently kill you own team, who knew friendly fire could be so entertaining? 10/10 would cast again.

I will undoubtedly blame all of my deaths on lag, but at least nobody will know that I can't aim.

I sit in my lawn chair whilst my stage-three engineer turret eats the enemy team for breakfast. 10/10 will be killed by a spy soon.

10/10 would be "as clean as an elven arse" again.

Honestly, this was the open-world freedom in an RPG that made the Elder Scrolls famous again.

10/10 would literally let my team members be "heroic" so I can escape in a luxury helicopter.

10/10 would leave my team to die again.

Don't look at me I'm storming the beach son!