Stolen assets mixed with Microsoft SAM, a Hindi epic, and a steady 5 FPS. And it could be yours, for only $10!

A trial-and-error point-and-click game, with a lot of irrelevant content that's not used. No options, no animations, no pauses.

A fifteen-second looping chiptune audio track masquerading as a PS1 platformer. Everything in this game is an eyesore (and there are no settings!).

Another hidden-object game with shovelware graphics, hideous voice overs, and constant crashes. There's no hint button, but there is a 'SOLVE' one!

It's a hidden-object game, without a hidden-object hint button. No character development, no motivations, and handles like a snail's grandma. Only $7!

Three pinball tables with no variations, no additional features, no hidden puzzles, no control of ball strength...and there are two more in the series!

Fly through walls! Get stuck in place for a while! Sink through the floor! Snail-paced combat! Spanglish voice acting! And only $19.99 - what a steal!

Your gameplay is interrupted every few minutes by teenagers telling you how bad the game is. Oh, and lots of bible quotes at ear-splitting volume. Lots.

A five-minute game that will probably crash before you complete it. Walk around, sit on a bench, listen to a song. Done. That's it. That's your $5.

Wake up on a train; wander around for miles and miles; hear some spooky sounds; see a scary child; go back on the (crashed) train. I just saved you $2.