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I THINK MY SON IS IN THE L-G-B-T CULT!1!1! I AM CURRENTLY SPANKING THE DEVIL OUTNOF THE YOUNGLING AND ALSO HIRING A PRIEST TO EXORCISE THR DEVOL!2!13! THIS ISNT ABOUT THE POT ANYMORE!1!1! PLEASE HWLP!

I SAW MY 3/5 SON DOINF SOME SUSPICIOUS AXTIVITY WITH THE NEIGHBOUR NEXTDOOR!2!2!2WHO IS ALSONMALE AND THE SAME AGE AS THE AFORMENTIONED!3!3!31! HELP!2!2! WAIT IS THISBA REGIEW PAGE!3!2??

MY SON SAYS HE GOT FRIENDS ON THIS APPLICATION!2!2!221! BUT I DKNT TRUST HIM!2!2 I BET THOSE MASCOT COSTUMED MEJ TAUGHT HIM HOW TO BLOW A BLUTN!2!2!2 0/10

HE DOESNT HAVE A MOUTH HE CAN STILL SMOKE THAT FAT BLUNT!2!1!23 0/10

HIPSTER FISH LADY TAUGHT MY SON HOW TO BURN DIWN THE HOUSE!1!1!3!!2 BAD GAEM!2!1!1!

HES BACK WITH THE DIVORCE PAPERS!2!2!3 HELP!2!!2 SKMEONE VALL A LAWYER!2!)@!1/

GOOD GAME TO TEACH ABOUT HOW WOMEN INTERACT IN THW OUTSIDE WORLD!1!11!4! GOOF GAEM!2!2!1!

THIS SATANIC GAEM TAUGHT MY SON HOW TO GROW W**D AT HOME!1!1!1 BAD GAME;2;!2;3;;;1