Keep a campaign going way longer than necessary to rack up that Bothan body count. You can also explode any planet you want with the Death Star. ♥_♥

Name party members after friends and family, then practice making important decisions so that you won't hesitate when the time comes to do it for real.

If you're a sociopath, you'll gift this to people who don't know what it is. If you enjoy playing it, you're actually a psychopath, but that's cool too.

Choose from ~30 maps, ~20 weapons, and 2 different gods to die for. You can even simulate your own military-industrial complex by hosting game servers.

A cautionary tale about the long-term effects of not neutralizing your vanquished enemies' children while they are still young.

Evil is such an abstract concept. Can't it be "Necessary Genius," or simply "Genius" by itself? The only evil here is society's dogmatic use of labels.

You can give drugs to your patients, or take them yourself. The game doesn't judge; it just gives you the tools you need so YOU can do YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ job.

Hit your teammates with that annoying frying pan until they give you their hats to make you go away. I got a $1300 backpack doing this, and you can too.

I never asked for this, but the ability to hide bodies pretty much anywhere you can think of was a very welcome and convenient game feature.

Have you always wanted to reenact the Wolf scene from Pulp Fiction, but never had a black friend willing to be Marvin? This game's got you covered.