Finally, Xbox One owners can uncover the full story of our patient's gradual descent into madness. Ever wanted a tour of Mr Murton's beautiful home in Banardshire? Well today's your lucky day!
Control the lovable slice with the objective of becoming the greatest version of itself -- toast -- as you avoid all hazards to deliciousness. Only the most determined master bakers will be able to guide their gluten in and around the unsuspecting owner's home, in the search to find a heat source.
As well as of the wonderful gameplay in story mode, you’ll also have access to Bagel Races, Zero-G mode, Cheese Hunt, Rampage and Free Roam.
PLUS, the Xbox One version also includes the 'Starch Wars: A New Loaf' DLC, available for the first time on console.
We hope you agree that you really knead this game in your life.
The time is finally (almost) here - the time you’ve all been waiting for! “What time?” we hear you cry…
Not HAMMER TIME, although we all love a bit of Hammer Time here in the office, we mean the time to Make Surgery Great Again!
Surgeon Simulator A&E Edition (includes the Trump surgery, plus all of the other cool stuff like eyeballs and teeth) is now 80% off. That’s 80% off the full game AND the upgrade. We’re running this promotion all the way through the election and beyond, until the dust settles on planet earth on 14th November.
Don’t be a bad hombre, and make your vote count. At the time of writing, our tickometer is showing that 41% of voters have given Trump a heart of gold, while 59% have awarded him a heart of stone, but it’s not too late to change the outcome of the poll if you feel strongly about Mr Trump one way or the other.
Let’s build a paywall, and make the patient pay for it!