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Stealth Bastard Deluxe is a world of frighteningly fast-paced, dancing-between-the-deadly-lasers fun, so you can't blame Curve Studios for wanting to get it out to as many people as they can. Yesterday marked its official release on Mac and Linux (or as I like to call it, the penguin OS). But if you're a regular ol' Windows gamer like me, you might wonder, "Huh. What do I get?" Don't worry, friend. No matter the platform, everybody can now get the pixelly stealth platformer on Steam for 50% off. No longer will we be divided by our choice of operating system. Discounts for everybody!



"Since the original was PC-only, this will be the first chance that Mac and Linux players will have had to jump in. I'm really happy to finally be able to make players swear out loud on these platforms too," says developer and totally nice guy Jonathan Biddle.



Self-described as "Metal Gear Solid meets Super Meat Boy," Stealth Bastard Deluxe has been knocked down to $5 over on its Steam page, an offer that'll last till May 7. If you're into that trippy, chippy soundtrack, you can buy it bundled with the game for $6.50. Lastly, fresh players on Mac and Linux can also pick up the DLC, Teleporter Chambers, for $1.50 more.
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Stealth Bastard Deluxe - The Teleporter Chambers, all new content for Stealth Bastard Deluxe is Now Available on Steam.

This Stealth Bastard Deluxe level pack contains 20 brand new levels that will test your prowess with teleporters. These handheld devices can be placed on any surface to create warp points, helping you to evade the camera’s steely glare. But watch out – the enemies in these levels are wise to your game, and they’ll be doing everything in their power to snuff out your precious little life…

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WANTED: Test Facility Administrator. Successful applicant will have enthusiasm, sarcasm, carefully honed sociopathy, and first-hand knowledge of how fast hamsters pop in the average microwave.



Where do puzzle games find these sadists? Portal, The Stanley Parable, 1213... it’s like there’s an agency somewhere specialising in evil narrator types who love nothing better than seeing their charges fail and mocking them for it. In this puzzle-platformer, that mocking comes from messages on walls – an “I’ll Be Amazed If You Do This” projected above a floating platform, with a sarcastic “You’re Making Me Look Bad” joining it when you fall into the spiky pit underneath.



There is a reason for all this death, but only barely. All that matters is that you’re in a deadly factory, and will be dying a lot for one simple reason – the Stealth Bastard of the title is not you. It’s the level designer, who isn’t remotely as cruel as the makers of internet-beloved games such as I Want to be the Guy and Kaizo Mario, but went to the same school when it comes to surprise lasers, crushy traps and falling blocks. Stealth Bastard doesn’t have the wit or scale of those games, however, usually capping out at a “Ha! Gotcha!” after a trap.







Every level is an obstacle course, mixing pixel-perfect precision with the need to hide from enemies and cameras, trip switches, and figure out how to pull off the impossible. Reflexes and excellent timing are required, but Stealth Bastard is largely a puzzle platformer in stealth drag. Think of a slower Super Meat Boy with security cameras, not Mark of the Ninja with more sadistic lasers.



No individual stage is too hard once you’ve figured out the gimmick, and the generous checkpointing lets you throw yourself into the action. Complete levels multiple times and you unlock toys such as holographic decoys to help bypass obstacles. First time through though, you’re on your own.



More challenge and ongoing replayability is offered by the built-in level editor, and the integrated access to user-made levels. At the time of writing, there were already over a thousand of these, many taking the basic game’s difficulty and running with it. You can’t automatically string a few together for a more satisfying run, but the tools are there to make excellent challenges.







Stealth Bastard is almost worth playing for its Metal Gear-baiting subtitle, ‘Tactical Espionage Arsehole’. Its mix of platforming and stealth, while both have been done better in more focused games, isn’t a bad reason either. It’s frustrating at times, but the kind where anything that looks impossible is usually a clue that you’ve not found the gimmick yet. A little more narrative wouldn’t have hurt, given the games in whose footsteps it treads. In the end though, you’ll be too busy dying to really care about the reason why.



Expect to pay: $12 / £7

Release: Out now

Developer: Curve Studios

Publisher: In-house

Multiplayer: None

Link: www.stealthbastard.com
Product Release - Valve
Stealth Bastard Deluxe is Now Available on Steam and is 10% off!

Armed with only your wits and a pair of top of the range Stealthing Goggles, it’s your job to sneak your way through a deadly facility that’s determined to extinguish your fragile little life. With no weapons and no armour, being seen means instant death. Stay out of the light to avoid the attention of deadly security robots! Leap like a lusty salmon to avoid those zap-happy lasers! Think fast as the walls close in around you! Only the fastest and sneakiest will make it to the exit without being mangled by the facility’s security systems. Will you be among them?

*Offer ends December 5th at 10AM Pacific Time
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