“It's better than Amphetamine Collective. 08/10”

“Free sunglasses? Okay. 10/10”

“More like Infinite Uppercuts. Everyone knows pompadours make you better at fighting. 10/10”

“I presume this to mean the monarchy has been lifting bro? Hell yeah brother I pledge my loyalty to the kingdom of swole! 10/10”

“Basically if Sonic the Hedgehog wore clothes and didn't run around with his hedge hog all out flopping in the breeze. Plus or minus 3 points if you feel this is a good or bad feature. 7/10”

“This is what happens when foot fetishists discover combat sports. God bless em. 05/10”

“Last time I was at a brewery Jeb fell in one of the vats, and we were all too drunk and too apathetic to fish him out. Probably the best beer they ever brewed, 10/10”

“Hit a guy so hard he can't remember why he keeps trying to start a car with a shoe while the ghost of Madden watches from the sideline while consuming nachos and glizzies like Slimer nods approvingly.”

“Dorf On Fortresses has quickly shot up to the top of my favorite fortress based educational spoof video series. The man's a stubby little national treasure. 10/10”

“Like Xiao Xiao but everyone's op. 10/10”