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I wouldn't say this list is exactly a recommendation list rather than a handy way of identifying items on Steam that have been determined to be non-games under the 2008 Games Definition Act. Proceed with caution.

Recent reviews

Recommended September 26, 2014

“Never Actually Monsters. Perhaps it was an honest oversight, but we're inclined to suspect misleading advertising.”

Recommended September 24, 2014

“This seems to be a notgame where you stab a man who doesn't defend himself, then a worm eats you. We're looking for the culprits.”

Recommended September 24, 2014

“We don't even know where to begin.”

Recommended September 24, 2014

“This product taunts the user by just giving you a lot of gamey objects and leaving the rest to you. Shameless exploitation of a legal loophole.”

Recommended September 24, 2014

“Who knows who your children might be virtually dating?”

Recommended September 24, 2014

“This notgame, this ungame, this antigame is what we've been trying to warn you about. We'll protect you as well as we can, but consider duck-and-cover.”

Recommended September 24, 2014

“When you start calling an alleged game an 'EP,' you know we're approaching the breakdown of meaning/ civilisation as we know it. This is why we fight.”

Recommended September 24, 2014

“It's a good rule of thumb that if a game has a baffling title, it should be investigated by The Game Police. As such, we are watching this one closely.”

Recommended September 23, 2014

“We haven't played this. We don't have to. Can a toddler operate a firearm? Or even understand the concept of 'points'? Its parents should be ashamed.”

Recommended September 23, 2014

“This is advertised as a sort of detective game, but we couldn't make head nor tail of it. Certainly it doesn't resemble any of the detective work we do.”