« I saw a cook once, spending hours on a dinner, then throwing it all away because it was no longer dinnertime. I know, I don't get out much...  »

« This is a really good game with lot's of dark an gritty content. I would even say it is the most thought provoking game you will play this year. »

« If you have a friend doesn't think of itself as a gamer, play this game together. It will be the best time you ever had. »

« This roguelike is something else, something out of this world. It showers you with loot, great enemies and challenging bosses. And you will die a lot. »

« This game is fun to play alone, but if you really want to test your relationship with someone, play this game together. You will hate each other forever »

« Why is walking in a dark forest always so scary? Is it because of the hanging corpses of other children or those giant spiders? I don't know. »

« What is the best way to escape from a guard? Jump out of a 10 story high building landing on another guard. »

« Play this game in the dark and wonder why your friend had to go out of the car to pee in the middle of a zombie invasion. Then shoot them in the face. »