"It's just like the FPS you loved from the 90s, except with fall damage, rare health and ammo pickups so you have to play it like a cover shooter or die from gradual chip damage, and shit gun variety."
"Battle Royal except everyone has automatic weapons. Wait, this is just like any other modern shooter in the past 10 years, except it's in third person and you can pretend to be worth a shit on twitch."
"Adding voice acting to 999 and putting it on PC along with VLR does nothing to stop Uchikoshi being a hack who can't write an ending to save his life. ZE is eternally tainted by the shit that is ZTD."