“The highly anticipated sequel to The Fire Side Hotel! This exhilarating tetris-like puzzle game will have you stacking bagels for hours!”

“i'll just stick to league of legends”

“the actual best yami simulator on steam”

“ill never actually play this because all these indie horror games suck but i think its about being stuck on a broken ferris wheel with a gay pepe le pew”

“the best tutorial level on steam”

“its MTG for people who listen to k-pop insted of death metal while they jerk off”

“tom clancy presents a hideo kojima film staring jack bauer as keifer sutherland in hideo kojima's splinter cell”

“I got the treasure hunter achivement and trophy”

“i identify as a river and my pronouns are strait, moat, and fjord”

“HOODOO TIME”

“I reccomend buying this game when the drugs stop working.”

“the best payday 2 dlc since drive”

“peanut untouchable goes outside his comfort zone in this one time only action packed romp”

“The best anime on steam”

“should be f2p”

“This is a great game to play when you want to kill yourself because seeing how shitty it is in comparison to the previous 3 will make you realize everything is destined to get worse”

“shit game i won 2 fights and still got raped after i won them, ruining my pure run. this is no meltys quest”

“was going through a bunch of personal problems in my life but this game really pulled me out of it i started going out at night and even got laid 10/10”

“a life full of mindless repetetition obestiy low intelligence poor social reputation and loneliness but unlike your real life you get to drive a truck”

“Super exciting game where you get to threaten to ban thrax! lower price point than most manga!”

“everyone who plays this game is terrible except me”

“this was one of the best betas of all time but then they released the finished game and its terrible”

“this is somehow even worse than all the other moba games”

“finally the adult oriented pokemon game we've always wanted”